The Rat Race

Shut the door and buckle up 
Holder hugs your coffee cup 
Grab the wheel. Let out a sigh..
Back to work..you want to cry 

Steer and sip your morning brew
Just racing rats..aren't you?
Weaving through the rodent crowd
Stewart Little would be proud 

Have to be first..to the cheese
Get off the road.. won't you please? 
Need to get there super fast
To the work cage..can't be last

Slam the gas and tap the brakes
Super speed is what it takes 
Out of my way..fucking bums
Win the race and get the crumbs 

"Forty hours every week!"
-All of the rats, with a squeak
Work hard.. and put in the time
Up the ladder..you will climb 

Corner office in the cage 
At the top, and center stage..
Life has never been better 
You're the King..of the cheddar